Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Madame Zaritska predicts:

Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience. What she senses for you:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have green eyes and be almost bald.

Green eyes huh? That will be a shocker. Mine are brown and Dad's are brown and I don't think I carry my paternal grandfather's "blue eyes" gene.

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